classic lines and quotable quotes

Here's some doozies:
Bax said yesterday when we saw a hatchback broken down on the side of the road "What a bugger, that's such a bugger!" In the perfect tone to make him sound like a little old gent.

And when in the car today he was asked what he'd like to be when he grows up he said "A fixer" A fixer of what? "Petrol Stations" - well ya gotta have dreams!

And when Izzie was chewing on a nail "Don't swallow it Izzie it might pucture the baby in your tummy!"