Exploding Babies

A most terrible thing has happened! Bax has decided that he does like feijoas after all! Such a pity, never mind, I spose sharing is important to learn when you're 31!

Last week I was having lunch at the mall and I heard this god-almighty rumble and Izzie exploded in front of me. All her insides shot out her backside. The look of pleasure on her face was priceless.

It was so bad I had to go to a shop and buy a completely fresh outfit for her.

In the mothers' room another woman came in with a baby in a similar state and I said how relieved I was that it happened to other people. From out of the ether; over cubicle walls, from inside the feeding room, from the play area a whole chorus echoed "It happend to EVERYONE". The sisterhood is alive and well but up to its elbows in sh**!