The response to "The Issue with Mz Izz"

This is my Mum's response to my sad story - I loved it so much I wanted to share it

...And we will have this as a reminder when she turns into the Tearaway Teenager From Hell, invents a wierd spider-worshipping cult and collects dead flies for a hobby. Goes to university on the moon, gets the Nobel prize for geomorphology, mates with the Dalai Lama ...

And brings him back to Nana for vege-mince-on-toast!