Daddy's a hero

Daddy and Bax went to the dump and Daddy found a big bag of toys. Well now Daddy's a real hero because he can conjure up toys from rubbish. Serious ol' Bax says about the soft toys in the collection - you can't play with them they've got germs. And of all the toys, we're playing with them for a little while and then we're taking them to the doctors. This is because Daddy said they should go to the Doctor's waiting room toy basket because it's so sad and pathetic.

Bax follows Daddy around all day and tells people how cool his dad is because he finds toys at the dump.

Our poor deprived children I think people whisper - their dad gets their christmas pressies from the dump.