funny story

How about this one? I got home a bit early on Tuesday. Went inside to the lounge. There's both kids eating iceblocks standing about 4 inches from the tv screen with infomercials playing. I said to Bax, "Where's Dad?" Without a thought he said "Gone to the pub". I went up stairs to our room and found G out on the balcony sitting in the chair out there reading his book. He looked a bit pale and had to admit he was hiding from the two rugrats downstairs.