Well the last couple of weeks have been a real doozee!
I put my back out and that meant quite a number of visits to a chiropractor (never been before so a new experience) and a physio (never been before so ditto). Then I got a cold with aches (that's like getting more than just the burger, like supersizing up to the burger with fries AND a shake). Then the kids both got sick. Then G got tooth ache.
Having had enough of all that I took friday off mainly so I could sleep in and in the morning not rush the kids out of the house and into the cold day. To help with the sleeping bizzo G got up really early and got the fire going in the potbelly down stairs. At 6.30am I woke up to the alarm clock...but not mine...I got up, still asleep really and went looking for the racket before the kids woke up (or me for that matter!). Took me a while to work it out but the noise was coming from downstairs.
I went down (without my glasses) and soon found all of downstairs full of smoke and the fire alarm going off! I went right up to the pot belly and peered at it. The wall behind seemed to have a lot of smoke coming out of it! it took a me a while to register I have to admit. I have discovered I am useless in a crisis!. I went back up stairs and found my specs and a blanket which I wrapped myself in. Then I rang my mum. Of course! Not 111. My mum. She suggested I go over to the neighbours and she would try and get hold of G.
So off I went wrapped in the blanket into the frosty, dark, morning. J and R across the road woke up to my banging on the door, came out, came across to my house. R had to stop to light a durrie. As we went into the lounge she asked "Can I smoke in there?" I didn't laugh, but in hindsight it was a deeply ironic question seeing as though the house was billowing smoke. J, R and I all stared at the smoking wall. Then the volunteer fire brigade siren went. We live in a small town remember! I was mortified "That's not for me is it?" J and R hjadn't rung the fire briagade, and I hadn't, so who had? Mum. Mum to the rescue. She had also got G on the phone and he had rung 111 too.
Then 2 fire engines and about 10 fire men turned up and they all trooped inside and I'm standing there in my blanket and huge polka dot PJ pants thinking "shoot I wish I'd put a bra on"
Then the main fire man asked what was above us. "My two sleeping children " I said. he said it would be a good idea to get them out of the house and only then did I realise the enormity of the situation.
I got the kids up - Bax bounced off bed with great excitement. Izzie was not so keen - she mewed like a kitten. I took them over the J and R's front room and we washed all the comings and goings from there. I drank tea, which is what one does in a crisis.
Mum and G arrived and the fire men did their stuff and then the whole drama faded into the day and things got back to normal. Well when I say normal what I really mean is chaos and when I say chaos what a really mean is a state of post-war mayhem with a smokey smell AND a wet carpet AND half the wall missing thanks to ten men and a crow bar.
Thank heavens for smoke alarms - get yours tested, installed or both today.